5 definitions by The Lord King

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an incredibly annoying person, usually british or irish, and usually has had to much beer.
guy 1: that irish guy at the pub had too much to drink
guy 2: yeah he's a total douchewanker
by the lord king January 21, 2011

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Just like a faceplant but with.... well im sure you get the nut part.
Yeah he totally did an epic nutplant
by The Lord King January 21, 2011

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someone who is so much of a goof and a shmort, that s/he becomes a goofenshmort
guy 1: wow he's a goof
guy 2: ya and a shmort too
guy 1: guess hes a goofenshmort
by the lord king January 21, 2011

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1. person who is so full of themselves that they implodes and become so many pricks that they are forced to contain it in one building, becoming a prickbank

2. IP: international prickbank, the largest bank in any country, full of douchewankers
guy 1: the lord king is completely full of himself
guy 2: yeah totally
the lord king: are you suggesting I'm a prickbank
by the lord king January 21, 2011

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berries that come from your snoz
Guy 1 "Where'd those berries come from?"
Guy2 "MY SNOZ"

SNOZBERRIES
by The Lord King January 21, 2011

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