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2 definitions by The Lol's of Loljk

 
1.
A world-renowned pick-up artist. Easily recognizable by his ridiculously weak, but suave, pick-up lines and his signature monocle/moustache combo.
"Are you The Gentlemen Douche?"
"Indeed I am madam, but now I feel that I must make an inquiry of you. Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?"
by The Lol's of Loljk September 05, 2011
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2.
"Chillin', maxin'; relaxin' all cool" with a rural twist
"Hey Jeb, what are you doing today?"
"Oh, I'm just ahmming on the porch as I wait on my candles to finish drying and on my son to bring the cart back from the smithy."
by The Lol's of Loljk September 05, 2011
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