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13 definitions by The Light of Reason

 
1.
n. the sexual attraction to both genders, opposite and the same.

A bisexual is someone who exhibits bisexuality.

Bisexuality is one of the more commonly misunderstood of all sexualities, next to transsexuality. Some of the most common misconceptions is that it is a passing phase, whether into homosexuality (being gay) or from that into heterosexuality (being straight). Most often bisexual people are considered confused, and wierd, and many misinformed people are convinced that one can only be gay or straight.
The homophobes were in disbelief of Chuck's bisexuality.
by The Light of Reason March 16, 2005
 
2.
The government mispelling of the drug Marijuana.
The felon was arrested for the possesion of an ounce of Marihuana....

It's marijuana, you dumb government bureaucrats.
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
 
3.
\'war 'cor`por`a'tis`m\ n.

A new American movement led by U.S. weapons manufacturers, which has spawned a high-profile project known as the Project for the New American Century--a neo-conservative manifesto which includes in its toolbox the unbridled use of war in clearing a path for U.S. interests. President Bush is merely the figure-head of this dangerous precident.
The war in Iraq, along with several other American wars, was inspired by the War Corporatism movement.
by The Light of Reason April 17, 2005
 
4.
\`rea'son`ing\ n.

1. Logical thinking
2. A word not many devout religious followers are comfortable with (no offense).

(3. Sign of the "anti-christ"?)
1. With simple reasoning and logic, Michael figured out the lateral thinking problem.
2. The atheist/disbeliever pissed off the priest (or rabbi, cleric, etc) by using logic and reasoning to question the Bible (torah, quran, etc).
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
 
5.
n. simply put, a pile of crap. a heap of shit. a mound of doo doo. you get the picture. Could also be used as an insult, if one so chose.
"Man, look at that large, smelly, brown dung heap."

"That's one big pile of shit." "Of course. It's a dung heap."

"Oh, Bob. Don't be such a Dung Heap."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
 
6.
n. A boring, french, muffin-esque subsitute for the croissant. Usually eaten by boring, croissant-hating people.
"Brian eats Brioches. He's such a croissant hater."
"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
 
7.
\`ex`ur'bi'a\ n. The area outside a city, though much farther out than suburbia or the suburbs. (See exurbs.)
The farther out they went from the city, the sparser and sparser the houses became, especially when they reached exurbia.
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005