Star defenseman on the Boston Bruins hockey team. He's 6'9 and over 225lbs. He's got a slap shot that goes 105.9 MPH. He's the biggest, meanest guy in the NHL and his main purpose on the Bruins is to hit, fight and make guys cry. Seriously, in a fight once, he broke a guys jaw in one punch.
Hockey player 1: Shit, who's that guy?
Hockey player 2: That's Zdeno Chara.
Hockey player 1: Why is he the captain?
Hockey player 2: Because he ate the old captain.