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7 definitions by The Juice 47

 
1.
Someone who likes lil wayne. Usually a complete douchebag who knows nothing about real rap music.
Adam: Dude lil wayne fucking sucks man just admit he has terrible lyrics, no story, and the most hideous voice.

Kevin: Dude lil wayne is the truth bro.

Adam: Do you even know what he says in his songs, you cant even understand the mother fucker, you know what fuck it, your a dumb lil wayne fan.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
 
2.
When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.
Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
 
3.
When a black person pisses you off in some way and it takes every muscle in your body to not call that person the N-Word.
Dude in gym today Trayvonne tripped me to be funny and it was so hard Restraining the N-Word (NIGGER)
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
 
4.
When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.
Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
 
5.
While having anal sex with a girl and it comes time to blow your load, you pull out your penis and shoot the girl in the back of the neck with your sperm. The result looking like the patch of hair Drew Gooden had on the back of his neck the 2006-2007 NBA Season.
I gave Charlene the Drew Gooden and she promptly broke up with me.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
 
6.
After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.
Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009
 
7.
While having anal sex with a girl and it comes time to blow your load, you pull out your penis and shoot the girl in the back of the neck with your sperm. The result looking like the patch of hair Drew Gooden had on the back of his neck the 2006-2007 NBA Season.
I gave Charlene the Drew Gooden and she promptly broke up with me.
by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009