A Real Estate selling crack head. He is often high on Crack or on Red Balls. He is also a recent winner of Fear Factor, which with his winnings he bought the biggest crack rock ever known to man kind.
We all know that you can sneak into your momma's room late at night and steal 10 or 20 dollars from her purse and then catch the "D" bus downtown. Then you look for a Latino man names "Martinez", and we all know that Martinez's stuff is Da Bomb! - Tyrone Biggums