The Jesus Room
to reassemble an older woman's breast during school hours
"Alex rearranged Mrs. D's nipples yesterday in the janitor's closet," said Meagan to Jacob.
"Attention! Alex to the front office! Mrs. D needs assistance with some rearrangement."
When one believes that STDs can be caught via kissing
...... diseased kissing??
When a man skank tells his woman that his junk is an oversized seven inches. Often a tool used during sexting.
7 inches 2 inches wide :)
My cock is more vast than the seven seas.
That was just one time!
When an Asian engages in intercourse with another person and/or object
Hey! Quit Nom Nomming with that fat chick!
He got his Nom Nom on with the dog yesterday.
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