2 definitions by The Jeddi

Top Definition
Where the act of spaff n pabbing is prohibited due to the lack of front pubes usually caused by excessive spaff n pabbing
The act of spaff n back pabbing is the use of bum pubes as a substitute for regular pubes
Yeah I spaff n back pabbed this slut so my wife wouldent notice the lack of front pubes
by The Jeddi May 10, 2010
A scientific measurment of the laterial length of one's penis
Dude, my nob is 2 and a half schwaifes long
by the jeddi May 17, 2010

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