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1 definition by The Interrupter!

A super fantastic individual who is knowm to be the suga dadday of Carlos, who's entire surface area is not nearly half the size of her industrial schlong.
Golly whiz, Batman, I wish I was as neat-o as Jade; she totally pwns Carlos, her baby mama.
by The Interrupter! September 03, 2008