1 definition by The Homedepot homer

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A person who goes to wipe their ass and their fingers break through the tissue causing their fingers to brush against the rim of the bum.
Michael came out of the bathroom and relized a strange odor. He looks down to relize he has doodoo fingers.
by The Homedepot homer August 21, 2010

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