1 definition by The Hoffster

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Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect
I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.
by The Hoffster September 05, 2007

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