A mysterious veneer that coats the eyes of anyone at Boyce College due to the dearth of attractive girls, resulting in grossly deformed standards where 4's appear to be 8's. Kinda like a joke that everyone is in on, but no one gets the punchline.
See: Triton Eye
Trip Lee: Look at that girl across the J-bowl, what a knockout!
Lecrae: Bro, shed the Boyce Goggles. That snaggletooth is so impressive, she could eat an apple through a chain link fence.