49 definitions by The Happy Humanist
Men cause war
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
by The Happy Humanist January 26, 2010
male
A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.
Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.
If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.
Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.
If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
A "man" is a male Urban Dictionary user who makes up definitions that insult, put down and abuse woman in their "definitions" of implausible, made-up sexual acts. Usually involving violence and insults, these men are ALWAYS one of the following:
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A man is usually bitter, spiteful and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast amount of rejection he gets. In a typically testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting ridiculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the men themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spiteful, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A man will submit something along the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have really been submitted to Urban Dictionary)
- gay and bitter.
- straight and bitter.
- a virgin and bitter.
A man is usually bitter, spiteful and resentful of the opposite sex due to the vast amount of rejection he gets. In a typically testosterone-driven passive-aggressive manner, these pathetic human beings vent their frustrations out by submitting ridiculously idiotic definitions to the Urban Dictionary, depicting violent acts against women.
The made-up sexual acts will never be performed by the men themselves, because they know that any woman would beat them to a pulp if they even tried... making them even more bitter and spiteful, thus driving them to submit even more stupid definitions.
A man will submit something along the following definitions:
(Note: All of these have really been submitted to Urban Dictionary)
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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DUMPSTER DUNK:
When you take out the day's garbage to the dumpster you see a homeless woman sleeping inside. So you jump in and fuck the shit out of her and make a big gooey mess all over her with your cum. As you get out yell "Get a job you bum!"
and then throw all of the garbage on her. THIS IS CALLED THE DUMPSTER DUNK!
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pissed off pirate:
while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stamps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.
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by The Happy Humanist February 14, 2010
An object used for the amusement of women.
Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
The man should be eradicated
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
A male humanoid life form which is getting rich because millions of men get turned on by watching violence against and degradation of women and children. The demand for infinitely vile images of women being urinated on, gang raped, being made to eat feces, physically and verbally assaulted, and degraded in the most extreme way imaginable has been increasing steadily.
When Neil Malamuth of UCLA published several studies which showed that at least one-third of men admit that they would rape a woman if the could escape detection, the public was shocked.
Considering that 90% of all scenes of best-selling pornography depict violence against women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis") this is hardly surprising.
The state of "men's" mental health and their attitude toward women is truly disturbing. "Max Hardcore" seems to be an average male.
Considering that 90% of all scenes of best-selling pornography depict violence against women (see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis") this is hardly surprising.
The state of "men's" mental health and their attitude toward women is truly disturbing. "Max Hardcore" seems to be an average male.
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
A disturbed man who walks into a schoolhouse, orders all boys to leave, and then starts killing the girls (aged 6-13). He forces the remaining girls to line up against the blackboard, where he ties their feet together. He then methodically executes all girls with a shot to the head.
See Amish school shooting, Colorado Middle School shooting, École Polytechnique massacre, and many others around the world.
An Anti-Feminist hates women and wants to kill them.
See Amish school shooting, Colorado Middle School shooting, École Polytechnique massacre, and many others around the world.
An Anti-Feminist hates women and wants to kill them.
Burn in hell antifeminist scum.
by The Happy Humanist March 30, 2010