A cell phone
, and cell phone
for the pathetic
jerkoffs who think
that they are living
in some kind of fast and the furious alter reality, driving around "tricked out" civics
as well as other rolling shitboxes they bought with thousands
of dollars their parents gave them that they could have used to purchase
a car of taste that didn't need $14,000 just
so it could keep up with
a stock Mustang.
An obnoxious phone
for obnoxious people, but at least we can all rest easy knowing that they are getting screwed up the ass with
their overpriced payment plans and tacked
on fees for little to no service.
see: Excrement worthless compensation
Me: "I just got this new Verizon
phone and I have
great service whenever I need it."
Nextel User: "One sec...." *BEEP BEEP* "<crackling noises, and walkie-talkie sounding static and interference>" "what??"