9 definitions by The Governor

fell out

1. verb (past tense) To have become completely hysterical with laughter.

When we saw Saddam with that trucker ass beard with 19 species of fleas and shit in it, me and my Grandma fell out.

by The Governor June 3, 2004

math goggles

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.

Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!

by The Governor June 3, 2004

vacuum

1. verb To ingest in excessive quantity and/or with excessive speed.
2. noun A relative, friend, or lover (especially a lover) who is known to decimate your supply of something precious (i.e. drugs or money).

1. What the fuck, Ben? We only made that salsa 20 minutes ago and you already vacuumed it all up!
2. You better believe I keep Cara in check about my tabs, cause homegirl is a vacuum.

by The Governor June 4, 2004

average

adj
Term used in solemn, resigned existential angst by a man or woman to describe something that was so horrible and painful that they couldn't possibly stand to relive it.

Wife- "Hi honey, how was work?"
Husband- "Oh, it was average."

by The Governor July 23, 2004

death of cartoon

1. noun Predominantly Ketamine, but may be used for any heavy sedative used for recreational purpose.

Gina was bouncing off the walls all night until she vacuumed that death of cartoon.

by The Governor June 3, 2004

Boomed

When you have sex with another mans girl

Cole boomed chases girl last night bro

by The Governor August 3, 2021

Mookie monster

A female who is so visually scary and disgusting

Bruh did u see jaydn. Yeah bro she a motherfucking mookie monster

by The Governor August 3, 2021