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A word to describe a pet that is very good a destroying prized possessions and creating general havoc that isn't warranted. In all known cases, the pet has had very soft ears.
If Seymour and Zeda hadn't been such Land Krakens, I would be getting my security deposit back.
by The Goochness November 27, 2010

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