Wagging My Finger. Used when someone does something wrong, embarrasses themselves or just doing anything that would require you to wag your finger at them. See also SMH
This dude knows he's wasted and she's stone sober, and has a boyfriend. So why would he embarrass himself and keep throwing himself at her, WMF
Lowlife = punk + hipster. Not dirty enough to be straight up punk, not emotional enough to b emo (which is just young hipsters). Likes to holler at trust fund trustees, drink PBR, make people believe everything is ironic, dangle abt 400 keys off a carbiner (most of which prob don't open anything) blah blah blah
Cleveland is just full of these interesting little lowlife's. Hanging around dive bars pretending to be "down," then jump in the range rover dodging ppl asking for money, complaining about the poor.
1: What is up with that dude and all those keys? Is he a janitor? And why does he wear girls clothes?
2: Nah, he's just a lowlife, and I have no fucking clue