3 definitions by The Golden Turnip

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How many of the football (soccer) world refer to Charlton Athletic FC in recognition for their hilarious attempts at playing the beautiful game. Clowntown are known for moaning at every opportunity and their support which is mainly made up of pikey glory-hunters.
Manchester City Fan: I hate Manchester United the most, what football team do you have the most?
Crystal Palace Fan: Definately Clowntown.
by The Golden Turnip August 07, 2004

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If you are walking home, after a heavy night drinking having been in the same pub from mid afternoon until chuck out time at 11.20pm and you are completely unable to walk in a straight line and constantly veering into the centre of the road from the pavement, yet in the morning you have no hangover and remember getting home, then you are said to be waggered. Generally one of the most pleasant stages of drunken behaviour.

The word waggered comes from a mixture of stagger and wasted.
After a dozen pints last night, I was waggered.
by The Golden Turnip August 07, 2004

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A pikey is a teenage male, usually from the lower classes. Lives on a council estate in a labour constituency in the centre of a major city. Wears tracksuit bottoms, a baseball cap and a hooded jacket. Probably has a gold stud in one ear and and various other items of bling. Swears a lot, began smoking at the age of 11 and drinks any alcoholic susbstance he can get his hands on, preferably alcopops. Never had a job in his life and gets all his cash from benefits and mugging nice middle class people from the suburbs. Goes out with chavs and has probably made at least a couple of them pregnant. Spends most of his spare time vandalising property and doing graffiti. Eats in kebab shops and other fast food venues on a regular basis. Hang around with other pikeys on street corners and parks.
A pikey mugged me and stole my mobile phone.
by The Golden Turnip August 07, 2004

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