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1 definition by The Ghost of Crispix-Past

 
1.
to crispix, verb.
Strapping a small, defensless animal (preferably a rodent) into a toy vehicle and chucking said vehicle down a flight of stairs.
My little brother crispixed his hamster, and it was twitching for three days!
by The Ghost of Crispix-Past July 16, 2003
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