Foundation: You are only 12 and we grieve your
time is so short, Timmy. What
can our foundation do for you?
Foundation: Anything you want
Timmy! Do you want
to meet your
favorite football player? Own an Xbox
360 and tons
of games? Drive a ferrari?
Timmy: NO GODDAMNIT! I want
some ass! ASS!!! ASS ASS ASS AND MORE
ASS, and lots of it, I tell you! I want
the hottest bitches up in my hospital room, huge titties in each hand, and the best fucking weed ever grown.
Foundation: Timmy, you got it! That's what
the Make a Wish
Foundation is all about, helping kids
fulfill their dreams!