It is a fabricated device
that holds your bags of funness.
AKA: a Bra
When you hiccup alot.
Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.
Whatever butters your toast...
A sex position
When a girl
is on all fours reading a magazine and a guy
is banging her in the butt
and another guy is whispering in her ear.
Edward: Want to snosling?
Bella: Sure. Let me just go get my new Seventeen magainze.
Jacob enters the room
To be contiuned...