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A boring-ass place located in western Kentucky. Almost everyone here is red-neck, although several small cliques of goths/emos/punks/skaters/moshers here help each other out. No bands outside of the "country" genre traval to Kentucky, so its a long ass to get anywhere with some good music.
Tourist: Hey man, wanna go to Ballard?
Other Tourist: No!
by The Fifth Survivor June 09, 2007

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