2 definitions by The Failureteers

Top Definition
1. The act of being owned.
2. Someone or something that is constantly in a state of being owned.
3. A derogatory term that is generally considered to be an acceptable "diss" in society.
Example for definition 1:
Joe: "Mike, your mom is so fat she has here own zip code!"
Bob: "Oh snap, you just got kooshnaqed!"

Example for definition 2:
John: "I've failed ever test and class this year, and I've been beaten up after school everyday since Kindergarten."
Tom: "Dude, you really are a kooshnaq."

Example for definition 3:
Hank: "Let's have a dissing battle!"
Theodore: "OK, I'll go first. You're a kooshnaq!"
Hank: "Oh man, you took the best diss on the first turn, thats against the rules."
by The Failureteers July 26, 2005
Someone who fails in every aspect in life; one who never succeeds in anything they attempt
"I just got a 10 on the SAT!" "Wow, you really are one of the Failureteers."

"I was just inaugurated in the Hall of Failure for being homeless and jobless for the past 75 years, and am now an official Failureteer."
by The Failureteers June 08, 2005

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