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The best instrument in the band, played by the select few. It is in the shape of a small tuba, and makes the sound of a trombone, but with a more mellow tone. It has four valves. While tromboners believe that they are the best and most important players of the band or orchestra, this is wrong, as the euphoniums can make the sound of a trombone, play in the style of a trombone, but better. The euphonium can play faster than a trombone, play more lyrical than a trombone, and is the better than the trombone in many ways. A euphonium player, in person, is more humble and is not egotistical, but on the internet, they can be as big a braggart as any other instrument's player. However, they aren't as egotistic as the trumpets. Euphonium players constantly hate being asked what their instrument is. If you mess with a euphonium player, you will get hurt.
Guy 1: What is that?

Guy 2: Looks like a tuba...

Euphonium player: This is a euphonium, fucktard.

Guy 2: A what?

Guy 1: A euphonit?

Euphonium player: EUPHONIUM.

*Euphonium player walks off and a trumpet player walks in*

Trumpet player: Euphonium players are so egotistical...

*Euphonium player runs up and beats the shit out of the trumpet player, then walks off*

Euphonium: Egotistical bastard...
by The Euphonium King November 29, 2011

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