Otherwise wonderful and flawless housemate who never fucking washes up
Yeah, my housemate's brilliant, but have you seen the kitchen? He's a total Toby Hine
and work it out yourself
"I wasn't intending to have botty pop-pop with him, but my ass is so big it has its own grvitational pull. He was trapped like the Millennium Falcon in the Death Star's tractor beam"
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