The Drovers Dog
A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab
for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
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