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1 definition by The Drovers Dog

 
1.
A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).
Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.
by The Drovers Dog February 26, 2007