v. Chiefly British Vulgar Slang., Moyseyed, Moyseying, Moyseys.
To engage in illicit drunken sexual intercourse with. Specifically kissing, then licking snatch before flexing 2 or 3 sexual positions with at least one of the aforementioned positions being 'the Piledriver'.
The 'Moyseyer' or 'Moysey' is usually in a relationship with a girl other than the "Moyseyee".
Traditionally the Moyseyer will then describe at length, the sordid details of his exploits, whilst attempting to assasinate the character of the "Moyseyee".
We began kissing, which then turned into more passionate kissing and then eventually me going down on her. I've been told that she states she was trying to keep her knickers on however I remember quite clearly this not being the case. They actually came off very easily, she even helped me remove them
After going down on her on her bedroom floor, we moved to the bed where we then had sex in 2 or 3 positions. Sleep followed shortly after becuase by this point it was almost 6am
I have been told today that she claims that she was paraletic at the time (true - as was I) and not concious of what "I" was doing to her. She also claims that she woke up with me on top of her. Which is complete and utter bollocks - she was 100% awake - the whole time.... she was wide awake when i licking her snatch, wide awake when i was fucking her.... and also suprisingly WIDE AWAKE when she put her legs over my shoulders so i could fuck her even harder
...something that she told afterwards - "Trev never done me like that"
In short, I gave her a good old Moyseying
Onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.
"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Maverick74's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!"
An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.
Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.