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1 definition by The Dapper Gentleman

A fucking crotch punch.
S: "Why isn't that creepy guy hanging around anymore?"
K: "That bitch earned himself a crunch-potch. You won't be seeing him anytime soon..."

K: "That's it. It's crunch-potching time!!!"
Guy: OH NOOOOOOOO! My penis!
by The Dapper Gentleman April 19, 2006