The Cum Wizard
Cum combined with water in the shower. This creates a crusty, super adhesive that is difficult to remove.
Ben: "Dude, why is your arm hair so crusty?"
Josh: "It's the Devil's Potion. That's the last time i beat off in the shower!"
A sock repetitively used as a cum-rag.
**Note: The only way to destroy a death sock is to burn it and banish it to hell.
Ben: Why the long face today, Josh?
Josh: My cleaning lady found my Death Sock. I don't know who I feel worse for, her or me.
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