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A crunk donkey, or donkey who is crunk: with crunk signifying a combination of drunk (or high) and crazy, and donkey signifying the actual mammal of that name.
"Man," exclaimed the pothead, "now that we've made this cronkey we should ride his crazy ass! W00T!!!"
by The Crazy Cap'n May 14, 2006
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