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2 definitions by The Coon or Mysterion

 
1.
One who texts extremely slow and makes the sender wait for long periods of time.
Hey, invite Billy to hang out with us.

I did, I texted him 20 minutes ago.

Yo you have to call him, he's textually challenged.
by The Coon or Mysterion April 04, 2009
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2.
When your shit is soggy and acts as a ski on the inside of your toilet and leaves skid marks or a ski trail as it heads down into the toilet hole.
Yo dude why is there poo stains all around the toilet?

Sorry man I forgot to tell you I was a shit skier.
by The Coon or Mysterion April 04, 2009
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