1 definition by The Connoisseur

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When someone's Facebook status is always a comment about how he/she hates her life.
Person 1: Look at this status.
"(Name) is not going to the mall because her parents are retarded and should die."
Person 2: What a FaceBitch.
by The Connoisseur March 09, 2009

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