25 definitions by The Chocolate Leopard

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A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.
Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

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A niner is not just what you call freshman at high school it can also be anyone at any age. Anybody who messes something up in their life is considered a niner.
Mclellan: I just lost all the money that I invested in this company

Mr Chittle: You stupid niner
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

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The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.
My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

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A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.
Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.
by The Chocolate Leopard March 25, 2010

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The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.
Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

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A competition where wives girlfriends and bitches all over the world come to compete to see who is the biggest nag in the world. The challenges are all about nagging a man to do something you want. The harder the chore is for the man to do the more points the woman gets for nagging them to do it. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize, also the husband or boyfriend of this woman gets sent complimentary ear plugs so that this lucky guy doesn't have to take this constant nagging.
Alessia: Honey I won the Nag-a-thon!

Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.

Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............

Jim: What? I can't hear you.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

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A gay version of the terminator but instead he goes around destroying guy's assholes with his extendable mechanical penis.
Oh shit here comes The Faginator. Quick cover your assholes and don't bend down.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

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