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1 definition by The Captain714

 
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An insane sexual act invented by my crazy brother Tom. A Canadian Bar Mitzvah is when a woman pour maple syrup on your ball sack and then stomps on it while wearing high heels.
Tom was so stoned last night, I think he let April give him a Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by The Captain714 November 11, 2008