19 definitions by The Captain

(KOS) he or she who exhibits a supreme amount of sleaze; sleazier than all other human beings.
Danish is the king of sleaze
by the captain December 04, 2003
Half squirrl half hampster....

Fuck off.
The Dugly Squampster house
by The Captain March 11, 2005
a woman who, in an effort to boost her less-than-endowed boyfriend's confidence, wakes the entire house with moaning noises during coital enocunters.
The Worm was over last night...she's a Mad Moaner. or The Mad Moaner woke me up at 8AM...she's a great alarm clock. or Let's Mad Moaner-proof the door.
by The Captain January 29, 2003
The best fast food resturant in the world.
Why is Adam always at spangles? Oh yeah, cause it's so delicious, and hes having an affair with Anthony.....
by The Captain February 08, 2004
Oh, no! A shipful of Moosekas!
by The Captain October 12, 2003
fucking a girl hardcore until she rips
"wow, I ripped the shit out of that girl last night"
"Sean and Ryan love ripping girls!"
by the captain February 08, 2005
Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice.
Dike is the Greek goddess of moral justice. No real example.
by The Captain January 11, 2005
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