13 definitions by The Canadian Information Minister

meat sneaker

A threat. Related to "...break my foot off in your ass." Can be used against one or two opponents.

"I will wear you like a meat sneaker."

"I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat sneakers."

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy.

I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

1. Short for "fighting drunk". Someone who has had too much beer and is picking fights.
2. Short for "fucking drunk". Just very, very drunk.

1. Dave is totally frunk, he just punched out that roadsign!
2. Dave is totally frunk, the roadsign knocked him out.

Our bellies distended and mouths glistening from goat meat, we decided to try a little shin-shi shin-shi, my lover and I.