Someone who is really hairy, short and carries a stick may be called a Sterling. The name originates from a very old Ewok term. In Ewokian, Sterling means "Small fuzzy one."
A sterling may sometimes be called Stoilz, it's a type of slang only Ewoks in the Northwestern Parts of America use.
"Look at that homely girl, she's such a stoilz."
"That waif reminds me of the one we saw on Main St... That one Sterling, remember?"