So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.
Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"
Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."