1 definition by The Blumpkologist, MD, PhD., XR

Top Definition
The voluptuous task of getting's one's dick sucked while taking a shit into a frying pan. Once the shit has been seared to perfection, the man feeds the excrement into the second party's mouth.

(Sometimes abbreviated with BXR)
Why does your bitch's breathe smell like shit?
-Because I got a fucking Blumpkin XR last night, fool!

by The Blumpkologist, MD, PhD., XR December 01, 2007

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