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2 definitions by The Blasstard

The Russian Gasmask performed with a severely crooked dong
Matt tried to give the Russian Gasmask to Sally, but he's so god damn crooked he gave her the El Salvadorian snorkel instead.
by The Blasstard June 09, 2006
Similar to an Iranian Gasmask, except the penis is inserted into the "wearer's" mouth, instead of the balls
Man, they might not know how to ice skate, but they sure do make good gasmasks.


Baby, I feel our love needs to be taken to the next level, so please let me give you a Russian Gasmask.
by The Blasstard June 09, 2006