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3 definitions by The Bigger Cheese

 
1.
The sad dark period of geology before we can find traces of Cheese in the Earth.
Can you imagine what it must have been like to live in The Age of Cheeselessness?

I can hardly bear to think about it. It brings a tear to my eye. *sob*
by The Bigger Cheese January 11, 2011
 
2.
One unit of cheeselessness. Incredibly precise measurement of how little cheese there is in any one place at some sort of time.

Cheeselessness is measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3
And so the lord said let there be cheese. The cheeselessness level was decreased to only six Eseech's and they were all blissfully happy for ever and ever and ever.
by The Bigger Cheese January 11, 2011
 
3.
a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.
a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness
by The Bigger Cheese January 11, 2011