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A Zwanenfucking is a case in which a student's schedule is mangled, often irreversibly, by an incompetent school counsellor. Can also refer to said particularly careless counsellor.

John: Hello Mindy, why the long face?

Mindy: My counsellor signed me up for a class I passed last year, and wood shop in the timeslot I wanted photography! Now the classes are full and I can't switch out!

John: Wow, you just got royally zwanenfucked!


Carson: That Mr. Johnson is such a zwanenfucker!

Lyle: Good thing we're graduating, I've had to deal with non-stop zwanenfuckage for three years!
by The Belligerent One November 27, 2007