a premature pedofile, who resembles an undesirable household rodent, is dirty, likes to utter the word "fuck" frequently, and often will tell others how much pussy he could get to detract from the fact that he is actually into elementary-aged boys
Squeeks seduced little Michael into the forest during recess and unmercifully railed the shit out of his asshole
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