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8 definitions by The Anna-lator

 
1.
A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003
 
2.
Viciously telling somebody off with nothing left out
"I have been seeing Ernie for ten years. Since he still refuses to commit, I read him the riot act."

"We crashed the junior prom. The class advisor read us both the riot act and then called our parents."
by The Anna-lator November 01, 2003
 
3.
To waste time at work or at school; also used as a term for somebody who fakes a sick day
"I skyved a sick day; I didn't feel like reporting in."

Popular term used in the UK and Scotland.
by The Anna-lator November 01, 2003
 
4.
A hooker
"Every nightpiece in the tri-state area is on the streets tonight."
by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003
 
5.
"He's been complaining that he urinates too much at night. I think it is time for him to see the stiffie doc."
by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003
 
6.
A woman of questionable morals.
"What kind of a liftskirt would wear something like that?"
by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003
 
7.
A person who is uber-fanatical about another person, place or thing
"That guy I met on Friday never called. I guess he just wasn't nationwide on me enough."

"I can see your boss is real nationwide; he didn't even thank you when you came in to work on your day off."

by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003