2 definitions by The Anal Doctor

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When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.
Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!
by The Anal Doctor August 05, 2011

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When you get graham cracker pie crust, and put under you girlfriend's vagina. Start fingering her so the anal beads start falling out rapidly, and allow her to squirt all over the plate.
I gave my girlfriend an anal cheesecake last night!!!
by The Anal Doctor August 05, 2011

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