A phrase used to express lack of understanding when everything should be perfectly clear.
A way of saying "I should understand this completely, but it makes no sense whatsoever."
Origin: In the 1980s ski comedy "Hot Dog: The Movie," the antagonist proposes a Chinese downhill to resolve all conflicts between himself (the hotshot skier) and the protagonist (not so talented skier/cool guy). After they outline what's at stake -the girl, rule over the slopes, cash, etc. -the comic-relief Chinese guy leans in and asks "Wha te fuck is a Chinese downhir?" (A Chinese downhill is a ski race with a shotgun start -first one to the bottom wins.)
Journalists talking about a story that's been assigned, but the second journalist missed the meeting:
J1 -"Good luck getting Pee Wee Herman to discuss his movie theater fetish. You better get on it; deadline is Friday."
J2 -"Pee Wee Herman about what? When did this happen? What the fuck is a Chinese downhill?"
noun: A spinner
who holds so tightly to the man that's fucking her that when he gets up on all fours, she no longer touches the bed.
Ally is a real clinger. Last night when I was fucking her, she wrapped herself around me so tight that I got up, got a beer and changed the TV channel without losing rhythm.
so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style
A really nice ass
that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
Noun: To arbitrarily spray semen on another person after receiving oral sex.
A money shot.
Jeff: "Sarah blew me this morning and I sprayed cum all over her tits and face."
Jerry: (In distinct southern drawl) "Daaaamn Jeffrey, gave her the Bill Clinton"
n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.
Some one who drives like a retard.
Someone suffering from Roadtardation
During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.
noun: The state or condition of inadvertently revealing ass crack whenever one sits or bends over.
The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.
The state or condition of having something up your ass. Most often used in reference to the location of a stupid person's head.
Origins: The term "defilade" is used in military tactics to refer to a position where natural surroundings protect units, vehicles or equipment from enemy fire.
Sgt. Slaughter: "Private Pile might be the stupidest person in this company. His head is so far in rectal defilade that he can see his own teeth."