1 definition by The Unsightly bULGe

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.
I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.
by The Unsightly bULGe September 13, 2014
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