25 definitions by The Spike

<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper
by The Spike February 21, 2007
Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!
by The Spike February 20, 2007
Another word for a homosexual who's on the prowl for fresh meat. A play on "Columbo" the crime fiction TV series.

- "Check out that Colonbo, chatting up blokes at the bar"
by The Spike March 15, 2007
A comical toilet game. Involves sitting on top of the cubical separators of a communal toilet (most often in a public school) with your bottom aimed over the toilet bowl. You then empty your bowels from a height of 5-6 feet into the toilet. If a sufficient size log is produced the results is a massive splash down resembling a WWII navy battle.

Caution: Always employ a 'look out' before attempting.

Cleaner - "What the fuck's happened here! Someone done a bomber or what!!!"
by The Spike February 23, 2007

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