24 definitions by The Spike

teflon

A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Teflon mate”

by The Spike February 21, 2007

goth's jumper

<Muff Hairier than a>

A women's pubic hair that is not often trimmed.

Example:

God damn she's got a Muff hairier than a goth's jumper

by The Spike February 21, 2007

tug on the mug

A hand job which ends in the money shot

Example:

I got a tug on the mug

by The Spike February 22, 2007