25 definitions by The Spike
| 8. | clap lottery | ||
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Sleeping with someone who you suspect may have an STD due to their lifestyle (i.e. having a bucket load of sexual partners) but you're drunk or desperate enough to play the odds. Example:
- "Bagged Jade last night" - "You played the clap lottery with that one I can tell you!" |
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| 9. | hand of god | ||
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Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.
Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn. Also known as "A damn good night" Example:
"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end" |
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| 10. | Monster Teflon | ||
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A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?” - “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time” |
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| 11. | blob snob | ||
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A man who refuses to sleep with his partner when she's on the rag Example:
You're such a blob snob, don't you know I'm horny!!! |
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| 12. | Coppins Kill | ||
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A tactic in Half Life which involves hiding whilst two people fight, then jumping out when they're at 10% health and killing both of them, named after it's creator.
In terms of respect for such methods of play, it's rated well below that of "Camping" and "Spawn Killing" You're a fucking Coppins dude, can't you see we were fighting!
--- God damn that guy Coppins Killed me! |
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| 13. | mincer pincer | ||
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Being trapped by two or more gay or camp people, by surprise, and being unable to escape talking to them. Walking away is often not an option as it may cause them to protest loudly drawing more attention to the situation. Example:
I was relaxing at this party when I got caught in a mincer pincer. Took me 30 minutes to get rid of them. |
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| 14. | tug on the mug | ||
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A hand job which ends in the money shot Example:
I got a tug on the mug |
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