2 definitions by The SecurityGuard

When a strange love for a hockey team makes you stupidly obsessed that they will win the NHL championship even though they suck so bad the hookers are out of a job.
It is better to tank the season and get a great draft pick and rebuild a stronger team than to cheer incessantly for a futile future of just barely making the playoffs only to lose badly in the first round.
Infection occurs when when someone burrows into a den full of make be Leafs too much and far too long.
The most common carriers are Doctors.
Only spiders are immune to anything from Toronto.
Doc is infected by Leafitus, he actually believes that this shit fucking hockey team will win it all.
by The SecurityGuard March 30, 2014
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When a German girl does something (sth) that reminds you of something else and it's kinda cool (guile) and kinda erie at the same time.
She rescued my pussycat from a tree, it's a coinkydoink that I was there eating a beaver saving that tree.
by The SecurityGuard June 2, 2009
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